Paris Hilton retires…from what?
So I am driving in the car a few days ago and an entertainment news story comes on saying that Paris Hilton, 24, has announced her retirement. Later that day, after I got home from work, my wife and I are talking about the news story (apparently she read about Paris’s retirement on the internet).
Apparently, after a long and illustrious career involving internet pornography scandals and a reality-show where the heiress staged her utter lack of understanding about the world in general, she has decided to step into retirement to enjoy a quiet life with an heir that is much wealthier than her…. hmmmmm…..
Instead of calling her next stage of life “retirement,” maybe she should go with “being an obscenely wealthy, slightly less-obnoxious person,” but hey, that’s just me talking.
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